hiddiexandria
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The nenek keropok (the lady cracker; lady gaga's sister) phenomenon has created a stir in the Singaporean Malay community. After the 90's KumKum fiasco, and now we have the nenek keropok. If you havent heard about it, you better go ask around for the sms that have been circulating over the past few weeks. if not, there is always Google. me being me, never believing in supernatural stuff, would laugh at every instant i heard her name. It is really fascinating how her overnight stardom have make waves thru the community thru an article in the Berita Harian, talks in MJ12, post after post in the blogosphere, facebook/friendster account and even facebook quizzes that are specially done for her. lol.

Rumors after rumors are being circulating that she are moving around the whole island of Singapore at lightning speed. Just a few days ago, report shows that she is in the east area, and now i heard she is all over hougang, woodlands, jurong and chua chu kang. Its either she drive a lamborghini around or that there's a syndicate group of nenek keropok working together to cover the whole of Singapore in a month. Sadly, i never met her before; am planning to camp at home everyday to get a chance to meet her.

And why of all things keropok?? Why not sell brownies? or donuts? or fastfood? Understandably, we're going through recession, but not everyone of us like those lekor and keropok udang you know? i even heard that most of the keropok that she sells were expired and infested with worms? The Health Promotion Board and NEA should really look into these matters now that it has involved food hygiene standard. Someone should inform her that most of her Chinese rival have already venture into yakult in modern times like this.

Up till now,I wonder why she will not sell to any other people but only the Malay society. Why she only circulate among the Malay communities considering that crackers are widely consumed by any race regardless of language and religion. She couldnt be racist, is she?

And it must be really sad for her since no one really wants to snack on crackers, she’s force to engage a supernatural agent. And now that everyone knows her tactic, I doubt her daily sales can even buy her a packet of rice and teh tarik. She should have just got a license and sell her product at the bus interchange or something. Or if she has the money, why not open one shop at Orchard Ion? And slowly open up more shops and become a household name like Old Changkee.

Since the fasting month is coming up, she should really try to open herself to the public and sell her products at those heartland bazaar ramadhan in woodlands, jurong or tampines. If all else fails, she should continue knocking on people door and sell insurance packages for a change. Be scared! someone might just knock on your door later and force u to buy insurance cover for you and your family. With luck and some guidance from the ponti$#@! (He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named), I wish her all the best for her sales and may her business prosper. Cepat cepat datang rumah saya sebelum bulan puase datang tau.